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Piglet with monkey's face

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Villagers were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born in China.

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

"It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today.

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.

"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."

Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.

Article from: Anaova: Piglet with monkey's face

Iran Monkey Show Makes Ahmadinejad Throw Hissy Fits

10:43 AM / Posted by Mr Bagel / comments (0)

Iran Monkey Show Makes Ahmadinejad Throw Hissy Fits

Oh, the innocence of youth!

No problem, however, when Iranian sponsored terrorist organization Hezbollah runs children programs teaching that Jews are, not just monkeys, but pigs.

“Iranian TV show scrapped after child calls toy monkey Ahmadinejad live on air,” from the Telegraph, via JW

Tundra Tabloids: An Iranian children’s television show has been pulled after a child appearing on the programme called his pet monkey Ahmadinejad live on air.

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